Season six is still underway and we have seen the boys waiting all night to see a five second commerical for a new movie and seeing Cartman drink the ashes of Kenny. This will be updated when future episodes hit the air.
Episode 601:Freak Strike
The kids learn that Talk Shows offer special assistance to grossly disfigured people who appear on their show. They immediatly sign Butters up as a guest with a strange deformity. With the help of some strategic physical enhancement, Butters is sure to beat out all the other freaks and win a prize. However, when there isn't enough of Butters prize to go around Cartman makes a bid for his own guest spot with Maury when he talks his mom into joining him on the segment entitled, "Please Help My Out of Control Child."
Episode 602:Jared has Aides
As the country becomes obsessed with a popular program for losing weight, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain in Jared Has Aides. In Butter's regimen to drop some pounds his parents ground him for getting lyposuction surgery. The plot thickens when the rival weight-loss spokesman finally comes out with the secret weapon he used in the fight against fat.
Episode 603:A**pen
With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.
Episode 604:The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
The boys will stop at nothing to watch the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer. Even if it means sitting through thirty minutes of Russell Crowe: Fighting around the World.
Episode 605:Fun With Veal
When the boys learn where veal comes from on a field trip to the local slaughterhouse, they instantly turn into junior eco-terrorists (call Tom Ridge!). After calf-napping all the future parmigiana meat in town, the boys blockade themselves in Stans bedroom, where Stan develops a genital disease from his diet of fruits and vegetables.
Episode 606:Professor Chaos
Cartman, Kyle and Stan have been thinking long and hard about Butters' job as the replacement friend since dear sweet Kenny kicked the bucket. Unfortunately they feel that his attempts as nice as they are, well just plain suck so they decide to fire him! Butters rejection causes him to uncover a deep dark part of him that he never knew existed, and plots to end the world with his new found mental illness as Professor Chaos.
Episode 607:The Simpsons Already Did It
Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's Sea People evolve at an alarming rate. Stan, Kyle, and new friend Tweek.
Episode 608:Red Hot Catholic Love
There is not much to this episode. It relates to the Catholic religion and the scandal of the alter boys from the past years.-Cartman really does crap from his mouth.
Episode 609:Free Hat
The boys campaign to save movies from the director's hellbent on improving them; unfortunately, the townspeople are consumed with their own campaign to free a convicted baby killer. In true Hollywood fashion, the hero you least expected, Tweek, emerges; and in true South Park fashion, he fails miserably. Luckily, everything works out in the end...sort of.
Episode 610:Bebes Boobs Destroy Society
After nearly five years, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.
Episode 611:Child Abduction Is Not Funny
In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.
Ê Episode 612:A Ladder to Heaven
Ê The boys have to find a way to reach Kenny before they lose their chance at untold candy riches; and what better way to achieve this than a ladder to heaven because Kenny's dead. Said ladder quickly becomes a national sensation, leading to lame country songs and the usual government intervention.
Ê Episode 613:The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers
Ê The boys are on a mission: return The Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys.
Episode 614: The Death Camp of Tolerance
A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, our little heroes get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior.
Episode 615: The Biggest Douche in the Universe
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chefs mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
Episode 616: My Future Self n Me
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Parks own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
Episode 617:Red Sleigh Down
Once again, it is Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the naughty column. He has to score one big nice to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the citizens of Iraq.

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